Hot Debate Splits Men's Team
On Sunday the men's team defeated Third Division champions Warley 9-8. However the question that was being asked after the match is threatening to split the club in half. It wasn't "How come Charlie got two of Chris Taylor's goals on the sheet?", wasn't it "How did Chris get one of Charlie's majors?", nor was it "Where the fuck is Chubba?", it wasn't even "Did Sadaam Hussein really marry Osama Bin Laden?". The burning question is "Who would win a fight between a crocodile and a shark?".Dave Blythin, who asked the question, is firmly in the crocodile camp. "Crocodiles are well hard." he said "The croc could just pick the shark up and kill it by spinning it. Also if it was in a swimming pool then the crocodile could get out and have a rest, then jump on the shark when it got back in."
Matt Hewlett favoured the shark "There's no way a crocodile would beat a shark. The shark's mouth would be far to big, it'd just bite the croc in half". When it was pointed out that it wouldn't neccesarily be a fight to the death he retorted "I think if you have a fight between a crocodile and a shark you're going to have a death on your hands".
When Chubba was asked this morning he replied "Eh? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't give a fucking shit. Fuck off you cunt."
Until a fight can be arranged, possibly at the WIS, we'll have to guess who would win. But what do you think? Vote below.
