Holy Crap!
One of the stars of Cardiff's resounding 18-5 victory over Birmingham awoke to a smelly surprise this morning. The player who cannot be named for legal reasons returned from Rubber Duck in the early hours of Thursday morning, when he awoke he discovered that during the night he had crapped on his bedroom floor.One of his house mates said " I heard funny grunting noises coming from his bedroom. Then when I spoke to him the next day, he confirmed what I suspected, that he had shat on the bedroom floor".
The player in question is believed to have spent all day cleaning his room, "It's a good job I've got a wooden floor" he joked.
