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Posted by duffryn (anon) on Fri 24-Nov-2006 16:17:13
has the message board been wiped or has my computer just gone funny?
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Fri 24-Nov-2006 16:18:06
now its posted i can see that yes it has ben wiped and now my stupid comment is the first thing on there. fantastic!
Posted by Tim (anon) on Fri 24-Nov-2006 17:11:50
Well done Charlie, it was about time the message board got wiped! Lets see how quick we can fill it up again...
Posted by Miriam (anon) on Fri 24-Nov-2006 18:30:15
Ooh i wana be near the top!!....UMMM....Dont forget Christmas Polo House party at mine 16th Dec! You have to dress up as a polo player at christmas!
Posted by Dwight (anon) on Fri 24-Nov-2006 18:47:51
My flatmates have made a "Cardiff Uni" banner for tonight's game.....has this been done before or is it a new and slightly embarrassing novelty?
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Fri 24-Nov-2006 19:19:51
if anyone has anything that can be used as a doctor/ nurse costume for slave auction can you let me or fran know as we are trying to work something out for wed night. scrubs, white coats, anything is good. thanks!!!
Posted by Sam (anon) on Fri 24-Nov-2006 19:26:22
Don't worry Dwight, we're very experienced sign makers and always like a nice one. So it had better be nice, or your flatmates will get it from that nasty John Major.
Posted by Porter (anon) on Sat 25-Nov-2006 09:13:37
For £30 you can have my lovely green A&E scrubs. I want them back for a ceremonial burning afterwards though.
Posted by Sam (anon) on Mon 27-Nov-2006 09:01:04
So what you actually mean is that you get £30 and the person that buys them gets nothing. You're a cunning salesman indeed Mr Porter.
Posted by Ant (anon) on Mon 27-Nov-2006 11:47:16
I have some scrubs but they're soaked in blood. Whose blood I don't know. I'll give them a wash first to remove the Cancaids.
Posted by Tim (anon) on Mon 27-Nov-2006 12:27:32
I don't have any "Scrubs" but watched an episode of the hilarious comedy series of the same name this very morning. If anyone wants me to tell them what happened it will cost you the bargain price of £7.95.
Posted by Tim (anon) on Mon 27-Nov-2006 12:29:07
Mirium is your party actually a Polo Xmas party where you dress up as a polo player? I'm going to dress up as Charlie. Now where's my gorilla suit...
Posted by Sam (anon) on Mon 27-Nov-2006 13:15:17
...next to your Elvis costume.
Posted by Matt (anon) on Mon 27-Nov-2006 13:16:38
I went to the doctor today and told him every time i look in the mirror i get an errection. The doctor told me it's cos i look like a cunt.
Posted by Matt Hewlette (anon) on Mon 27-Nov-2006 13:17:09
The best a man can geeetttt
Posted by Tim (anon) on Mon 27-Nov-2006 14:23:55
I've got several fancy dresses to go to this Xmas; Xmas party, Mirium's and the Wroughton Polo Pub crawl, the theme is Pirates of the Caribbean. So that's Christmas Elvis, Polo Elvis and Pirate Elvis.
Posted by clive (anon) on Tue 28-Nov-2006 13:10:33
surely if you're going to a wroughton party u'd have to go as cuntish elvis cos wroughton are a bunch of cunts? well, they are in the pool anyway
Posted by Porter (anon) on Tue 28-Nov-2006 19:44:39
Can I dress up as myself Miriam? That way I don't actually have to do anything, I can just keep the sofa warm.
Posted by ... (anon) on Tue 28-Nov-2006 20:49:33
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Posted by Dancesport (anon) on Tue 28-Nov-2006 22:39:09
They actually letting u out the hospital then jp?
Posted by Miriam (anon) on Tue 28-Nov-2006 22:53:56
ssshhh!....HOUSE PARTY AT MINE FRI 8TH! christmas masqueray soiree!! must wear either christmas dress or a mask! then.... CHRISTMAS POLO HOUSE PARTY and James Hadlows welcome back party on FRI 15th! that is polo christmas dress! tim i want to see you dressed as elvis/polo/christmas/pirate all in one!
Posted by Porter (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 10:23:54
Not quite Mr Sport but I only have more shift in A&E. It's freedom in a way.
Posted by Porter (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 10:24:24
one more shift
Posted by Porter (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 10:25:13
Wow the one's gone bold. No idea how I did that.
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 11:20:06
miriam what exactly is polo christmas dress? is it any different from normal christmas dress except that because we play polo it is magically transformed into polo christmas dress?
Posted by matt (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 14:06:07
let's all hear it for the bath 4!
Posted by Sam (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 17:49:53
Well done lads and ladies. Fortress WIS lives on.
Posted by Miriam (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 20:26:58
Duffyrn your close, but would like to see al men in swimmin costumes n all the women in tight little speedo's! (especially cath!)
Posted by Miriam (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 20:27:42
Woop woop 4 the bath 4! sockin it to the man! (damn those letters of complaint!)
Posted by Dancesport (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 23:08:21
maybe because it is so significant dr porter, u can have a social life again i guess and continue ur resolution of not going to the union
Posted by ... (anon) on Wed 29-Nov-2006 23:20:57
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Posted by Sam (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 00:19:34
The slave auction was a stunning success. The highlights included Dwight being turned away by the bouncers for having the spoon so he goes off to 'give it to his mate' then comes back with a knee length lab coat done up fully and a strange bulge in his trousers. And the bouncers let him in. Oh and Rich/ Pugsley had a splendid Semi-Moore on show.
Posted by Rich (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 00:50:01
SEMI-MOORE, SEMI-MOORE, SEMI-MOORE
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 01:39:35
Posted by Clive (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 09:57:44
that's fucking hilarious. who actually got up on stage? did keg do it? sorry i missed it boys.
Posted by Rich (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 10:28:35
ahhh fuck posting while drunk is never a good idea
Posted by clive (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 12:35:29
down your pint rich
Posted by miriam (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 14:09:46
are you going to write a letter of complaint?
Posted by Sam (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 14:14:30
No, but BUSA will.
Posted by Sam (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 15:27:58
No you aren't sorry Clive. If you were really sorry you wouldn't have done it.
Posted by Tim (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 16:46:42
Miriam? House parties at your house on succesive Friday nites? Are you setting up a venue to rival the Union?
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Thu 30-Nov-2006 23:13:04
well... i think we all now where the fun is!?!
Posted by ... (anon) on Fri 1-Dec-2006 08:22:43
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Posted by Clive (anon) on Fri 1-Dec-2006 11:09:13
typing ... is about as funny as cancer. fuck you unknown, I hate u and don't rate u as a person
Posted by matt (anon) on Fri 1-Dec-2006 11:30:41
i agree. unknown is a bit of a loser!
Posted by Clive (anon) on Fri 1-Dec-2006 13:12:56
I hate you as well matt. But i rate u as a person.
Posted by Clive (anon) on Fri 1-Dec-2006 13:13:27
I rate u as a person too Sam. and u Tim. There's only one person on the polo team I don't rate as a person.
Posted by Sam (anon) on Fri 1-Dec-2006 15:45:12
Who's that then, Clive?
Posted by matt (anon) on Fri 1-Dec-2006 16:02:44
hate's a strong word evil c.
Posted by stuar.........t (anon) on Fri 1-Dec-2006 18:28:22
who clive?????????????????????????
Posted by Dwight (anon) on Fri 1-Dec-2006 18:49:35
Dear Mr .../Unknown - following on from Clive and Matt's posts, I cannot see any reason...at all...for your rather meaningless contribution to the message board...having said that...using...six times already I can now see your fascination with it
Posted by ... (anon) on Sat 2-Dec-2006 11:01:34
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Posted by Dwight (anon) on Sat 2-Dec-2006 12:20:51
The joke is over...! cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it
Posted by Tim (anon) on Sat 2-Dec-2006 12:29:48
Drinking then posting on the message board Dwight?
Posted by Dwight (anon) on Sat 2-Dec-2006 13:57:12
Nope, sober as the judge
Posted by Fran (anon) on Sun 3-Dec-2006 17:27:37
just a reminder, this wed there's a watersports social in CF10 - get ur £3 tickets from the box office, and its 70s fancy dress theme (70s elvis anyone?!?). then nxt wed (13th) we're going ice skating (the 7pm session) so get ur tickets for that ASAP if you're coming.
Posted by matt (anon) on Mon 4-Dec-2006 09:39:23
fran, you're sick. you think i'm going to go to one of your swinging/watersport socials? next you'll be advocating the socials for the necrohomophiliacs. sick fuck.
Posted by Clive (anon) on Mon 4-Dec-2006 10:11:04
we're having a necrohomophiliac party at Hi-fi's burial ground some time if u wanna join us Fran.
Posted by Tim (anon) on Mon 4-Dec-2006 10:31:38
I keep having a hangover on monday morning...
Posted by matt (anon) on Mon 4-Dec-2006 11:46:09
i would only sleep with a necrohomophiliac if i knew i had aids. tim that's cos you keep drinking on sunday nights.
Posted by Hannah (anon) on Mon 4-Dec-2006 13:26:55
Hi can everyone that wants a hoodie bring £25 on wednesday if u dont bring it then u dont get one cos i need to know the names of the people getting them.
Posted by Fran (anon) on Mon 4-Dec-2006 13:42:36
well i think the organiser would be disappointed if you didn't come matt, she's already heard of waterpolos' amazing reputation and is expecting it to be lived up to on wed... btw i think i took the wrong white coat home from slave auction, does anyone think they've got mine??
Posted by matt (anon) on Mon 4-Dec-2006 13:55:26
fran, i'll refer you back to the "sick fuck".
Posted by ... (anon) on Tue 5-Dec-2006 09:41:12
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Posted by Miriam (anon) on Tue 5-Dec-2006 12:40:06
You are all herby invited to my PANTS PARTY.... PARTY IN MY PANTS....UMM...PARTY PANTS? OK LETS GO.....! 129 wyverne road, must wear pants over trousers/skirts! ok lets go....
Posted by cath (anon) on Tue 5-Dec-2006 13:01:27
i can't go.
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Tue 5-Dec-2006 13:15:21
I have put up photos of pub golf and slave auction on my facebook. . . there is unfortunate proof of richs semi moore. miriam when is your pants party?
Posted by matt (anon) on Wed 6-Dec-2006 13:06:02
my name's steve and i like comics! but seriously, guess what someone told me today. Apparently in one of the old comics, batman had a fight with superman...and won! he used a kryptonite fist apparently.
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Posted by Sam (anon) on Wed 6-Dec-2006 20:05:23
Yeah, but then Superman crawled away and then lasered batman in the face. Out of pity more than anything, he doesn't even have any superpowers.
Posted by Clive (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 08:32:24
Jamie Oliver fought Ainsley Harriot and won as well would you believe. It was a few years back and Jamie won by smiting Ainsley with a Frying pan made from Kryptonite. Ainsley's Stainless steel fondu set was no match. That's why Jamie is now the face of the Sainsbury's adverts whereas Ainsley is merely endorsing fairy liquid.
Posted by matt (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 09:11:30
i thought he got that gig cos his hands were so soft he was the natural ambassador for fairy liquid. Plus shooting camp adverts is no easy task, so the discipline he gained from training as a wimbledon ballboy put him in good stead! get your facts right clive.
Posted by clive (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 10:39:27
he may have got it for the above reasons, but i know for a fact he beat ainsley harriot by smashing him with a kryptonite frying pan.
Posted by matt (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 10:50:03
ok, i'll bow to that clive. i know you know your kryptonite related frying pan smashes.
Posted by Sheldon (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 11:27:42
Just saw sam deposit some girls pancil case in the bin. What a cunt!
Posted by Sheldon (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 11:28:11
crap crap crap spelling mistake on my first post. What a CUNT!
Posted by Sheldon (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 11:28:32
CUNT cunt CUNT cunt CUNT cunt CUNT
Posted by Sam (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 11:33:54
Actually Shelby, i reckon if we took a vote who the bigger cunt was out of me and you. I think you'd come out as by far the bigger one.
Posted by Sheldon (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 11:35:07
I am a big dirty bleedin' stinky crusty cancaids ridden cunt and a half
Posted by Sam (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 11:35:34
And that's just your mum.
Posted by Sheldon (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 11:36:02
and your dad
Posted by Sam (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 11:37:14
and your nan
Posted by matt (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 12:39:30
smell your dog.
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Posted by Clive (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 16:55:21
shup sam, just shup
Posted by em (anon) on Thu 7-Dec-2006 20:54:43
who is going to come play on sat night??
Posted by Sam (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 00:48:15
No, you shup clive. Shup.
Posted by u shup. shup (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 08:46:34
Posted by matt (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 09:04:31
me non em.
Posted by matt (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 09:05:22
i would like to take credit for the first person to post a palindrome on the message barod, Thank you vey much everyone. i accept all accelades.
Posted by ... (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 14:38:38
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Posted by duffryn (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 15:56:14
what is a palindrome?
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 16:35:12
dont worry I know now.
Posted by Sam (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 18:03:21
Thank god for that. I was really worried.
Posted by em (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 20:04:32
i dont know....tell me??
Posted by em (anon) on Fri 8-Dec-2006 20:21:52
my name is em, and im really stupid!
Posted by ... (anon) on Sat 9-Dec-2006 13:51:08
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Posted by Clive (anon) on Sat 9-Dec-2006 16:38:43
Clive I evilC
Posted by Dancesport (anon) on Sat 9-Dec-2006 21:32:59
A Santa at NASAthere some holiday cheer as well
Posted by Prisoner number 1 (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 14:09:10
Come on James.
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 14:10:14
Ahh, but I've just got my Prem Plus season ticket.
Posted by Officer (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 14:10:48
What's going on?
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 14:11:30
Ah, you just missed a great goal!
Posted by ... (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 14:51:31
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Posted by Rich (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 15:08:29
ok i think who ever ... is, is either very bored or completely illiterate
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 15:43:06
Did you see me in Murphy's Law I was even more of a c**t?
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 15:53:17
Can I get a quote on a people carrier?
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 15:54:14
The I.T. man cometh!
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 15:55:06
I will pay you double!
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Sun 10-Dec-2006 15:56:42
I see myself as more of an intermediate.
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Mon 11-Dec-2006 08:52:47
YOU ARE VERY NICE PEOPLE!
Posted by Jmaes Nesbitt (anon) on Mon 11-Dec-2006 11:11:47
I was also a c**nt in Ballykissangel. Remember that one. Like Fuck I can only get commercials!
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Mon 11-Dec-2006 11:12:28
Im bigger than Colin Farrel!
Posted by Colin Farrel (anon) on Mon 11-Dec-2006 11:21:06
That's not what your mum said, James.
Posted by Miriam (anon) on Mon 11-Dec-2006 11:55:51
Is there nothing better to talk about in the world of polo? ill talk about me; I Havent been to bed and im pooped!my essay is bollocks and i have another 1 4 fri so will prob miss out on all the fun this week!
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Mon 11-Dec-2006 12:57:06
No, it's what YOUR mum said. then i paid her double. hahahaha
Posted by ... (anon) on Mon 11-Dec-2006 18:46:10
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Posted by Miriam (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 11:53:03
After show party at mine fri! after drink bar dry (etc), 129 Wyverne Rd. also Stoney Jack re-UNITED! wats happening 2mo?is it duck?
Posted by Fran (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 12:17:16
its ice skating :-) then woody, not sure bout rubber duck cos its our party on thurs? plus think rubber duck's sold out this week...
Posted by Colin Farrel (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 12:29:43
Look Nesbitt I was the lead in SWAT and Alexander, you can't get any better than that!
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 13:39:30
Ah you think you are big because of SWAT try being the megastar of the film festival favourite Bloody Sunday.Now that's big!
Posted by Colin Farrel (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 13:59:52
Two words bitch. Phone. Booth.
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 14:39:28
Well, I was gash in Cold Feet. So suck on that you irish Twunt.
Posted by Pierce B (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 15:22:56
You wastrels have nothing on me, I was in Mrs Doubtfire!
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 15:40:32
Ahhhhhhhh this Irish Cunt was in Cold Feet. Warm your cockles on that long running Itv drama Pierce; Worst Bond ever!
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 15:40:46
I could be international motherfucker!
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 17:52:34
what happens if it is raining tomorrow will the ice skating be cancelled? do they refund or do we have to reschedule?
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 19:04:35
what is the plan for tomorrow? where are we meeting and at what time?
Posted by Sam (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 21:37:30
Stuart, is that you?
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Tue 12-Dec-2006 22:22:00
Il fuck up those ice skating bastards if they cancel
Posted by Pierce B (anon) on Wed 13-Dec-2006 01:39:26
I had CGI iceburg surfing with a parachute bitches! This is child's play.
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Posted by Neil Buccannon (anon) on Wed 13-Dec-2006 08:31:05
I made a giant picture of people ice skating using only ice and ice skates. It took me a mere 60 seconds.
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Posted by Dance Sport (anon) on Thu 14-Dec-2006 13:17:10
It's not rape if you shout "suprise" first
Posted by matt (anon) on Thu 14-Dec-2006 15:41:23
it's not rape if you rape dancesport.
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Posted by Unknown (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 01:41:35
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Posted by Unknown (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 01:43:57
HELLO, MSG'S FROM DWIGHT..........
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 01:46:54
AT JAIMIES'S HOUSE, DWIGHT DECIDED TO GIVE AN HOUR'S WORTH OF PHILOSOPHICICAL TEACHINGS..........
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 01:56:00
we apoligies in advance for any idiocynrical erroes and gramatical problems that arrise from the following messages!
Posted by dwight (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 01:57:02
the gospel according to dwight - recorded at 22 may street on friday the 15th of december at 1.42am! exactly!!!the philosophical teachings according to dwight in out group between us in the teachings of team special! we need to understand our mutual connection (and if helen touches harry again they are seriously going to fall out!) basically it encompasses; LOVE, HOPE, SUCESS, SEX, JUSTICE afterall what is just without justice!!! the good lord polo himself will fall out after the choc ice!`the philosophy according to dwight... the humanitarian teachings according to dwight.. if u have a 'ling and a bryant then u are safe as fuck! on the message beard this must be placed! tu la monde le safe as fuck!!! preach to me!!! the world of dwight in one world is one world! fantastique eh!! you know what im saying eh!! yes JUSTICE AND POLO! harry is too kool for skool! and his preaching concludes as following! ; semi colon baby im feeling it, yeh dot it out! dot it out! the love, the love is ubiqutious (sorry i dont know how to spell that) i am saying these words! and after love common sharing of valued intrested POLO EXACTLY!!!!! the value of polo 2 las concluding dwight philosophical conclusion he cannot himi himself think at the end of the dat good god he is feeling better than an x man!!! and theb stuff on jaimire amd nikkis livibng room table from the sauvce pan then u are complete!! beCause if u have a shot then u understand dwight!! does alfred understand dwight? i should be trickling configuration of mental solea and if u giotta a ling u gotta have it firsr!! slosh it back a ling and get in the realm of dwight pipe down and fell the good side and take on the teaching.
Posted by dwight (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 01:59:00
and there was more about ling, and berg and titanic but too sleepy to carry on! there is too much!!!! dwight is going home.. the best solution to all r problems!!
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 01:59:45
fran fran fran fran fnra fran fran
Posted by dwight, sam, jaimie, and nat (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 02:00:16
they are very please to announce they will all be co-habitating together in the next academic year! so house warming at ours next year!!!! love u alll xxx
Posted by Sam (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 02:00:37
It's true, it's all true.
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 02:01:11
happy xmas everyone, i wish you happy xmas, lots of fun, oh i wish it could be xmas evey one lot of fun
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 02:01:31
jaoime jaime
Posted by jaimie (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 03:06:40
learn to spell my name u tard! also, i think i may have walked in on nicola and sam during an intimate moment - just thought id share that.
Posted by Helen (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 09:34:52
Hillarious! how are you feeling this morning?!! All i remember from last night is you just kept saying "were gonna fall out!" think we fell out several times in that case! Thanks for the philosophical lesson last night though-was great! P.S Have your hair band Harry!
Posted by Ha ha! (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 11:47:38
Bombed off work cos was too drunk to go. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by Dwight (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 11:51:10
Quote: (Tim Marshall, 3:14am) "Whatever goes on the message board, stays on the message board"...... couldn't agree more.
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 14:25:58
dwight that was hard work to read first thing in the morning. yes i know its not technically 1st thing in morning but wasd completely out of it until an hour ago so its the morig for me.still finding it hard to fovus on things now. i love christmas
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Posted by duffryn (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 15:05:49
what are the plans for tonight? are peole doing drink the bar dry or is it a party at miriams?
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 15:06:09
i need to stop asking so many question
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 15:24:04
Woody from 6 people!!then on to miriham's or drink the bar dry!you have been informed.
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 15:39:27
drink the bar dry!
Posted by Tim (anon) on Fri 15-Dec-2006 15:58:16
I've discussed this with the all powerful, all seeing, all knowing Charlie Hinder and we're going to meet in The Woody at 6pm and try and get a posse together to go the Drink the Bar Dry. What goes on the message board stays on the message board.
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Posted by duffryn (anon) on Mon 18-Dec-2006 19:34:08
if you are so bored that you need to post something on here can it please be of interest so that other bored people can at least benefit from reading it!
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Posted by Luogo interessante, buon disegno, lo gradisco, signore! =) http://www.lukxi.org/firewall (anon) on Wed 20-Dec-2006 01:11:33
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Posted by Ant (anon) on Wed 20-Dec-2006 12:37:15
Durham Uni may be interested in a friendly, they may come to us as well. Worth pursuing?
Posted by matt (anon) on Wed 20-Dec-2006 13:37:43
who the fuck is ant?
Posted by Ant (anon) on Wed 20-Dec-2006 18:05:31
Ive just joined, Im going to be in your 1st 7 from now on I hope?
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Wed 20-Dec-2006 18:46:12
many come, few deliver
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Wed 20-Dec-2006 18:46:24
you cunt
Posted by Unknown (anon) on Wed 20-Dec-2006 18:46:35
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Posted by Ant (anon) on Wed 20-Dec-2006 22:08:31
What a ludicrous proposition, tsk. Anyways, you guys interested in a friendly with Durham or not?
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Posted by Tim (anon) on Thu 21-Dec-2006 13:19:34
Are they any good? Durham that is. And we are not travelling to Durham.
Posted by Tim (anon) on Thu 21-Dec-2006 13:22:27
Ha ha, that's reminded me of when I was in Solus with Clive and Oli. We managed to convince Clive that we were in Durham Uni's Union, he kept saying "I can't believe how much Durham's Union looks like ours".
Posted by clive (anon) on Thu 21-Dec-2006 13:35:03
wankers.
Posted by clive (anon) on Thu 21-Dec-2006 13:36:03
Seriously though, who is ant? only 4 people have joined our team this year, namely richard, Dwight, Pedro and Keg.
Posted by Ant (anon) on Thu 21-Dec-2006 13:59:59
Tsk! i can't believe you clive! Tsk.
Posted by Ant (anon) on Thu 21-Dec-2006 17:15:53
Easy with the abuse guys anyone would think you didnt want new members. Ive played County!
Posted by Mr X (anon) on Thu 21-Dec-2006 17:59:57
Ant/Keg(g)/Barrel or whatever else you guys want to substitute me for in the 'Post As' box. As far as I know, Tim, Durham want to visit new places and get smashed, and they've never been to Cardiff, so there's potential there. The only problem is that they're so far away that I don't know how prepared they would be to travel down, especially since they're unlikely to want to play in the WIS with a shallow end. I think they have one GB guy (maybe), but apparently they fear us, and I don't know anything more about how good they are. This was all just idle banter with a mate back in Chester, so I doubt anything will come of it, but he can put us in touch with the captain if we wanted to arrange something. Tsk.
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Posted by matt (anon) on Fri 22-Dec-2006 09:47:39
tell them to come down and we;ll all put them up, this would be a lie! hahahaha!!! we'll leave them on the cold foggy streets of cardiff. even better, we'll bundle them into a minibus, i'll drive them to cheltenham and then leave them there to die. siorry guys, i'd have to do this one on my own, not many would make it out if we took people along. porter, i may need you for this one...
Posted by Tim (anon) on Fri 22-Dec-2006 11:00:21
We're not going to Durham, it would confuse Clive too much. I agree with Matt's plan.
Posted by Tim (anon) on Fri 22-Dec-2006 11:08:28
I've been looking at the stats for Bristol and West last year for Division Three on the superb B+W website www.bwwpl.org.uk and have come up with a Team Safe trivia quiz...
Posted by Team Safe Trivia Quiz (anon) on Fri 22-Dec-2006 11:11:38
B+W Division Three1. Which member of Team Safe scored the most goals?2. Which member of Team Safe gave away the most majors?3. Which member of Team Safe made the most appearances?Put your answers below all correct entries will enter a draw to win an exclusive "Audience with Team Safe".
Posted by ant (anon) on Fri 22-Dec-2006 12:57:26
was it tim marshall? tsk!
Posted by David (anon) on Fri 22-Dec-2006 14:24:48
Hi. New to the message board..just wondering after a discussion with some of the polo boys recently who u all think the best player(s) in GB is/are?any offers?
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Lefty Dave-No Doubt
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me.
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Posted by Nat (anon) on Fri 22-Dec-2006 21:02:51
Obviously its matt cos he's a cunt
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What are Team Sfae doing for Xmas?
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Best player in Britain on current form is without a doubt Rob Hopkins, otherwise known as Bud. I'd follow that with Sean Coles and in third Lefty Dave.
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actually, matt. sorry i didn't think that through!
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Posted by duffryn (anon) on Sun 24-Dec-2006 18:20:34
Merry christmas everyone!!!! have a good one n hope snnta brings you all you want! see who ever is coming to mine on new year and to the rest of you happy new year also, may it be full of banter!!
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Posted by Tim (anon) on Tue 2-Jan-2007 13:09:16
Training starts back on Sunday.Newport training is on tonite, so if anyone is back and wants to go give me a shout. Charlie, Matt, some of the Wanderers and myself are going.
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what are thse random links being posted and whois posting them? also who has enough time to be posting ... so many times a day?
Posted by matt (anon) on Wed 3-Jan-2007 12:20:38
check out little miss question master in the corner with her questions! who cares daph! who cares! lets just live!
Posted by Paul Mcenna (anon) on Wed 3-Jan-2007 13:17:19
It was me.
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Wed 3-Jan-2007 13:18:58
I'm still a cunt.
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Wed 3-Jan-2007 19:39:46
thanks thats c;eared it all up. my questions in life are now resolved.
Posted by Colin Farrell (anon) on Wed 3-Jan-2007 22:20:55
Macedonians are Irish sounding don't you know
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Posted by Clive (anon) on Thu 4-Jan-2007 08:27:34
Work is the gayest thing ever... actually no, exams are gayer.... actually no, Dancesport is gayer.
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Posted by matt (anon) on Thu 4-Jan-2007 11:10:06
but i agree that work's in the top 3 though clive!
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Posted by Nat (anon) on Thu 4-Jan-2007 19:49:53
Exams are definately gay!!! I have two in Jan and have my 21st right in the middle - fun fun!
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Posted by Sam (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 01:49:10
I know how you feel. I've got 5 in Jan with my 21st in the middle too. It's almost as if they don't check these things before they timetable the exams.
Posted by rich (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 03:59:21
try having an exam on ur birthday and it being in the middle of them and it also being a saturday
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Posted by Clive (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 08:47:27
First year exams don't count though. and nor do Freshers.
Posted by Nat (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 12:37:46
You're not jealous of us stundents are you Clive, you can sit my exams if you want to feel more included?!
Posted by James Nesbitt (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 12:54:26
Ah you think youve have got problems. Did you see the trouble and strife I portrayed in Bloody Sunday.
Posted by Liv (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 13:17:16
Hola tios.....I see the banter has gone seriously downhill since my departure. Hows the Diff?? You boys still living the dream? x ps Matt....your safe x
Posted by matt (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 13:27:26
liv, you have always been a woman of class and distinction! how are you my friend, where are you also!?! nat, i'll do your exams and then laugh when you fail hahahahahahaha
Posted by Tim (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 13:37:55
I agree that message board banter is down by about 20%, but actual banter is up by 25.6%.
Posted by duffryn (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 14:14:59
speaking of banter are there any plans for the weekend?
Posted by matt (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 15:46:30
studies funded independantly from the ministry of banter, clearly show that trends are indicating a rise in personal and independant banter. Britain is becomeing increasingly wealthy when considering raw banter. Thus the base rate banter has had to of been capped to prevent the market being over run which would devalue banter world wide. The drop in banter on the message board is a government initiative to aid the above.
Posted by Nat (anon) on Fri 5-Jan-2007 19:34:06
Matt that's an extremely fascinating theory ou've developed there. Are you sure that you don't want to sit my exams, am sure you'd get me a great mark using your banter and safeness!
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Unfortunately the war in Iraq is consuming banter and thus raising banter interest rates beyond the rate that banter can be generated and inserted into the market. The period of hyperbanterflation will cause a reset of the value of banter, and people will bugger off and do something else instead.
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Posted by A TEAM SAFE PRESS RELEASE (anon) on Mon 8-Jan-2007 09:11:06
all of us here at team safe understand your concerns about the possibility of hyperbanterflation. We can assure you that as one of the main ngo's regarding banter there is NOT a problem here. We respect the fact that there is a shortage of banter at the moment. However it is not to the extent of causing us concern. Please just remember to pull together in these hard times and everyone will be ok.
Posted by Sam (anon) on Mon 8-Jan-2007 11:03:35
I heard that they were going to ration banter like they did in the war. Is this true?
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Posted by matt (anon) on Mon 8-Jan-2007 11:50:32
i've heard similar but i'm not sure if it's going to happen. no one knows where british banter actually comes from. all i do know is that it isn't produced on british soil. For evidence of this please see "my family" and "my hero" amongst others. Although there is good evidnece of british born batnerous programming, most of this comes from simon pegg. I feel his close connection with david schwimmer is nothing more than a 'business arrangement' if you get my drift! Anyway, the point i'm getting at is if our enemies don't know where we get our banter from they can't hinder the supply, ergo: no rationing will be necessary.
Posted by Sam (anon) on Mon 8-Jan-2007 11:54:51
Well that's a load off my mind. Although I'm slightly worried now that our enemies will find the source of our banter before we do and cut off our supply.
Posted by Clive (anon) on Mon 8-Jan-2007 13:18:16
You're a fucking cunt sam i fucking hate u. But you have an amazing voice! On a side note, it's clive's birthday today so wish him a happy birthday and come to the pub tonight if you're not too busy being cunts and revising, probably the woody but who knows!
Posted by Clive (anon) on Mon 8-Jan-2007 13:19:22
On another side note, Matt, you're a cunt. But not a fucking cunt like sam. And yes Nat, I would gladly sit your exams if you go into work instead of me for the next 6 months
Posted by Sam (anon) on Mon 8-Jan-2007 13:53:13
Clive, was that a Bo Selecta quote on your first post? PS happy birthday cunt.
Posted by matt (anon) on Mon 8-Jan-2007 14:07:20
happy birthday clive!!! i know i'm a cunt but thanks for the reminder.sam: we, the lay person doesn't know where we get our banter from. i of course do cultivate my own little illicit stash but that's by the by! what i'm saying is the government doesn't publicise our sources for the very reasons listed above. they keep it safe, i'm sure!
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happy birthday clive!
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Happy birthday Clive! When shall we organise the swap???
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but if nat works for you, she gets to keep the money right?
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no, cos clive doesn't get her degree.
Posted by Sam (anon) on Tue 9-Jan-2007 15:51:54
Clive, how are you feeling today? You were looking a bit green around the gills yesterday when we left.
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Posted by Nat (anon) on Wed 10-Jan-2007 22:41:10
I would be happy to share my degree with Clive if he shares his money now. On completing my degree we can be drug barons together and make loads more money. Also possibly press-gang Jaimie into joining us as an accomplice drug baron.
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I honestly don't think we'd make the most intimindating trio of drug barons Nat. There's just nothing scary about any of us, well, apart from jaimie when she's drunk.
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whats a drunk baron? and can i be one? so