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Rich O'Brien - President
Fashion icon Rich is a third year medic who took up korfball last season. He quickly gained a place in the first team, and was selected to represent the freshers team in the annual North vs South match.
In addition to loving korfball as if it were his child, Rich also takes a keen interest in many other things, including seduction and water sports. |
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Jack Newman - Treasurer
Jack Newman - known as little Jack in the club - is not that little at all. At least not in height. Despite his appalling attendance at socials, Jack has proved himself a capable korfballer, and big things are expected of him in the coming season.
In addition to his alarmingly large collection of scarves, he enjoys walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and holding hands. |
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Elly Lesser - Secretary
Despite her diminutive stature, Elly has excelled in her first season of Korf, and has high hopes for the coming season. Well loved by all, Elly has won over the hearts of both the men and women of the club - not least for her habit of kissing girls, and her not so diminutive chest. |
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Nathan Dedman - Social Sec
In his second year as social sec Nathan is one of the few veteran players of the club who have actually been playing more than a year. He was 2nd team captain last year, and steered them to sixth place in the second team nationals. Known across the land for his ability to fall down without being pissed, Nathan has also established himself as the king of house parties.
Together with Rich and Jack holds the award for greatest cocktail. Ever. |
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Mo Hu - Publicity
Theres not alot you can write about Mo, he really is one of those people you have to meet to understand. Finds the fact his name substitutes into rohipnol fantastic...We often worry about this boy.
Displayed here is another picture of Jack Newman - his best friend. |
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Jack McNamara - Many things
Last years Captain is this years everything else. Holding committee positions on the WKA, EKL (and various other initials of no relevance) he's this years fixture secretary, as well as continuing the roll as first team captain. You'll also find him sometimes coaching too.
Not a lot can be said for the clubs veteran campaigner. He's a bit of a lost cause. |
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Terry Matthews - Coach
Terry has been playing korfball for a long time. As a result he has a lot of korfball stories, and hence secured last years "fountain of all bollocks" award.
Former coach of Wales, and league rivals Cardiff City, Terry is looking to turn this years squad into contenders for nationals glory.
As well as his korfing experience, Terry also has an ability to talk to beer - or so he claims... |