Player Profiles
Each week we aim to add a new player profile so that you can get to know your team mates better-and to find out their deepest, darkest secrets! so first lets meet those committee members!!!!Full Name:Phillipa Mary Douglas-Cox
Also answers to:Philly
Committee position: Chairwoman
Age (or near approximation!): 21
Home Town:Penselwood
Course: History
Year:3
Playing position: Midfield
Honours: Most committed, 1/2 litre of vodka in one hour on bus back from Bristol!!
Hobbies:Stalking Hoppo!
Bad habits: Young boys
Favourite drink: Vodka and a drop of coke!
Most likely to be found at 2ft from Hoppo, in disguise
Single?: yes
Favourite film:
Favourite song:
Dream guy: Mark Hopkins- Hoppo
Catchphrase/Motto: "we won, shall I text Hoppo!!!"
Most embarrassing moment: Getting caught pissing on the footbridge!
Full Name: Becky Jane wheeler
Also answers to: Wheeler,Rodeo's bird!
Committee position: !st team captain.
Age (or near approximation!): 21
Home Town: Norwich
Course: Physiology
Year:3
Playing position: Midfield
Honours: East U21, Welsh unis,Couple of the year
Hobbies: Shagging everywhere and anywhere favourites include,hockey goal mouth and under a table at the ball!
Bad habits: Being the team strop!
Favourite drink: Strongbow
Most likely to be found at: under a table!
Single?: most definitly NOT!
Favourite film: Shooting fish
Favourite song: Sir duke- Stevie wonder
Dream guy: Hoppo
Catchphrase/Motto: "oh Becky"
Most embarrassing moment: Being caught at the act under a table!
Name: Sophie Kate Harvey Blair
Also answers to: Wingers, River rat, Tracey Beaker
Age:19
Committee position:social sex
Home Town:Portsmouth- the shithole!
Course:Economics
Year: 2
Playing position:In the hole
Sporting Honours:welsh unis, fresher of the year,zero to hero champ.
Hobbies:Drinking,hockey, perfecting zero to hero
Bad habits: Abusing Freshers!
Favourite drink:Snakey B and vodka mix
Most likely to be found at:The churh
Single?: of course!
Favourite film: Drop dead fred
Favourite Song: Baywatch
Dream guy:Hoppo
Catchphrase/motto: "HHH Triple H!! Committment!"
Most embarrassing moment: Tits out at the slave auction!
Name: Tamara Elizabeth Fatch
Also answers to: Shart Farty, Shartlesbury, Gooch
Age: 19
Committee position: vice 1st team captain
Home Town: Cheltenham
Course: Business Managment
Year: 1- should be two!
Playing position:everywhere, shes the team!!
Sporting Honours:The world, England , NOT the jug challenge!!
Hobbies:Going to the river and painting by numbers.
Bad Habits: Sharting, HHH , Peeing in Public places
Favourite drink: Anything but beer !!
Most likely to be found at:Gordan road or the pub
Single?: Yes
Favourite Film: Any chick flick crap!
Favourite Song: Earthbound- Reeves No 11
Dream guy: Hoppo
Catchphrase/Motto: Triple H, " Ha ha ha"
Most embarrassing moment: Gordan roads- piss up on the pitch!
Full Name: Laura Fergusson
Also answers to: Foghorn, Bj lips, slutaura, blonde babe- she wishes!
Committee position: social sex
Age (or near approximation!): 20
Home Town:Taunton
Course:Psychology
Year:2
Playing position: Forward or on top! "Its really up to steve!"
Honours: Top scorer on and off the pitch!
Hobbies: Getting fucked, in both senses!
Bad habit: Being a member of the A.A
Favourite drink: Rose'- standard two bottles of wine
Most likely to be found at: at the ber-propped up
Single?: NO
Favourite film:Old School
Favourite song: Baywatch
Dream guy:Hoppo
Catchphrase/Motto:"BOYS" in funny voice!
Most embarrassing moment: Getting ducked at rubber duck!
Full Name: Emily Jane Brunt
Also answers to: bunty!
Committee position: 4th captain
Age (or near approximation!): 19
Home Town:Norwich
Course: Music and Italian
Year:3
Playing position: Defnece
Honours:Keeno of the year
Hobbies: pizza eating,photo taking, omniscient
Bad habits: flirting with hockey boys, being snap happy and pulling the likes of Gooners brother!
Favourite drink:Southern Comfort
Most likely to be found at: Pizza hut- all you can eat!
Single?:Yes- but who isn't!
Favourite film: Gone with the wind
Favourite song:The food song, "Mcdonalds, Macdonalds, kentucky fried chicken and a PIZZA HUT!"
Dream guy: Pablo
Catchphrase/Motto:"my boobs get me drinks quickly, Ilove my boobs!"
Most embarrassing moment: Pissing in an old girls garden and puking on helens top!
Full Name: Gillian Rivlan
Also answers to: Frilly Gilly, Gildo Dildo!
Committee position: 2nds captain
Age (or near approximation!): 21
Home Town: bristol
Course: Medicine
Year:2
Playing position: up the back passage! (CB)
Honours:5 out of 11!
Hobbies:1st team hockey boys
Bad habits: Beasting team in fitness
Favourite drink: Vodka cranberry
Most likely to be found at:1st team mens game
Single?: Always- hence behaviour!!
Favourite film: Zoolander
Favourite song:Baywatch
Dream guy: 1st team hockey boy (any of, gillys not fussy!)
Catchphrase/Motto: "oh sweetie, darling, girlies!!" "Goaa-ly kit"
Most embarrassing moment: Ask a 1st team hockey boy!
Full Name: Emma slaitor
Also answers to: Hotline, Truder, Lightweight!
Committee position: 2nd team vice
Age (or near approximation!): 19
Home Town: Taunton
Course: Biology
Year:2
Playing position: Scorer!
Honours: Puking!
Hobbies: Phoning boys late at night
Bad habits: short skirts, dirty dancing, incest!
Favourite drink: wine
Most likely to be found: Over a toilet
Single?: yes
Favourite film: Dirty dancing 2, strictly ballroom
Favourite song: "I'm horny,horny,horny,horny!"
Dream guy: Twin sister
Catchphrase/Motto: "I'm not drunk!"
Most embarrassing moment: Arse camera shot
Full Name: Katherine Sarah Bailey
Also answers to: Kath
Committee position: Treasurer
Age (or near approximation!): 19
Home Town:Blandford Forum
Course: English lit
Year:2
Playing position: Defense
Honours: Pulling Mittle-got started on!
Hobbies: Sex, drugs, Rock an Roll
Bad habits: Ithcy nose, shakes, the munchies,cold turkey
Favourite drink: water- plenty of it
Most likely to be found at: rehab
Single?: it's complicated
Favourite film: Cross roads, oh dear!
Favourite song: "The drugs don't work" - verve
Dream guy:Pete Doherty
Catchphrase/Motto: "Anyone got a rizler!!"
Most embarrassing moment: shes a dark horse, who knows!!!
Full Name:Rosie
Also answers to: Slutski, slotter,Lippy, Aids and Drunkered
Committee position:Secretary
Age (or near approximation!):
Home Town:
Course:
Year:3
Playing position: Midfield-lefty
Honours: Fit Ed
Hobbies:Drinkin,boys
Bad habits: Falling off tables
Favourite drink:Booze
Most likely to be found at:Family planing clinic
Single?:Yes
Favourite film: Saving Ryans Privates
Favourite song: Push it
Dream guy: Fit Ed
Catchphrase/Motto:
Most embarrassing moment: Falling off table Blackweir
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Full Name: Eleanor Molly woodwardAlso answers to: Elle,smells,pro
Committee position: Club Captain
Age (or near approximation!): 20
Home Town:Truro- cornwall
Course:Marine Geography
Year:2
Playing position: Defence
Honours:most amazing strike ever,Fresher of the year.
Hobbies: Muff dance and Nakid surfing
Bad habits: Pulling Ed Jones and wearing bad bear gooles!
Favourite drink: Snakey B
Most likely to be found at: The pitch- cos she's a pro!
Single?: Yes
Favourite film:
Favourite song:Lively- Enrique I
Dream guy:Hoppo
Catchphrase/Motto: Muff me song, "viva le beave"
Most embarrassing moment: Shouting "I hate f***ing lezzers" don't worry she was very drunk, shes not really Homophobic!
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