DRINKING GAMES
All games shall conform with international drinking rules:1. Left-hand pinky drinking
2. Drinks must be rested at least one fingers length away from the table/bar/urinal/whereever.
3. No pointing throughout the duration of games.
BULLSEYE
Game introduction: "Tonight ladies and gentlemen the name of the game is Bullseye, to my left/ right..."
4= N lok wat ya coulda won!
(present audience with an imaginary prize by gesturing with an extending arm)
5= EERRRR!
(Clench nose and be a human buzzer)
6= Keep aaa tof black n inta Red, Yadon't get nuffin in this game for two int bed
(Up to you, if in doubt copy Ben Jones's faultless action)
7= Take ya time n listen ta Tony
(Furiously point and shake hands)
9= Its a mmoottoorrbbooaatt!
(roll finger clasped hands in style of Aga do)
Remember these quotes must be uttered on multiples of these numbers. E.G. ERRRR! is 5-10-15-20 etc You do the math.
For the rest of the numbers e.g.1,2,3,11 etc say Err 1 and throw an imaginary dart!
21's
numbers game in which the starter shall outline the direction of play. for instance...to my left...1.
say one number and the player next inline must continue. say two consecutive numbers the direction of play is reversed while three consecutive numbers skips a competitor. The idea of the game is not to end up on 21 so use your numbers carefully because...
Whoever reaches 21 must finish their drink.
E I E I E I O
Up the golfing league we go
When we get promoted this is what we'll sing
We are cardiff, we are cardiff, Dirty is our King
