Initiation 27th October 2003
What can I say? Probably one of the funniest nights I've ever had at uni - and I was sober! After a few weeks of careful plotting and scheming between the committee and all of the old girls all was finaly revealed at the back of the union.You all made us proud turning up in your sexy pyjamas - especially those of you who walked the whole way there in them! After a nice glass of some very expensive wine (£2 a bottle in the Spar!!), I decided to kill Dannii by tying her a bit too tightly with a cable tie! Whooops - sorry mate! Eventually Anna sussed how to tie you in pairs without cutting off your circulation.We also provided each of you with a stunning pair of granny pants to wear just to humiliate you even further!
We then got on the train - during rush hour! Only then did you begin to realise where we were going - PONTYPRIDD!!!!
The night of fun started in the Greyhound where we explained to you what the challenge was - CRICKET! In case you don't remember you had to drink the following in this order; Carling, Reef, Ice (Smirnoff), Cider, Kahlua, Extra cold Guiness, and finishing with a shot of Tequila! Katy and I were very impressed at the way you handled this mission and I think everyone completed it with only one casualty!
After causing much chaos with the shouting of various cricket moves and your slightly dodgy interpretations we headed to another pub which had not only a dance floor but the one and only Annette!
Laura spewed at 7.15 leaving me and Katy to clean it - although Katy did most of it! It was then that we met Annette - our stealage of the social! Who can forget her?? With her red vest, skirt up to her boobs, trainers and socks pulled right up! She got right in there and was busting a move or two to all the funky tunes that were playing!
Katy invited her along to our next stop - which she gladly accepted! So off we all went - and Annette with her shopping bags! THe next pub was really quiet until we got there. Most people were battered as they were nearing the end of the cricket challenge. We discovered the invention that was the Ed special - replacing the pint of Guiness for many. Annette also managed to find the man of her dreams even though she admitted to killing people and telling the man it was the wrong time of the month! Nooooo!
Katy gave out her challenges to her favourite people of the group. Dannii had to sell the Big Issue to a random, Laura had to sell a sachet of heel balm and Jess had to take a postcard around asking everyone if they had seen her aunty.
Linnea did a lap dance for one of the bar men before exciting one of the customers a bit too much - as Dannii kindly pointed out to us all! By this point in the night everyone was covered in marker pen (which apparantly doesn't wash off to well as Jess realised the next day!)
We finally had to leave Ponty and got the train back to Cathays. We entertained everyone on the train with our megamix of various songs! Back in Cardiff we headed to the Taf then on to Fun Factory where the carnage continued (but I left because I was going crazy!),
Hope you all had a wicked time and lets start planing for next year!! If you've got anthing to add then post it on one of the boards! Photos will ve on here soon! Stiletto xxxxx
